Local Man Watches ‘Big Brother’ Solely to Decide Who He Hates the Most
He doesn’t root for favorites — he just waits for the one wearing a sunflower hat to cry and self-evict.
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Uninformed. Ill-advised
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Grown Man Battles Inner Demons After Spotting Unused Trampoline at Kid’s Birthday Party
By Nina J.The Witless Wire Brandon Keller, 38, arrived at his coworker’s kid’s birthday party with every intention of being
Read MoreLocal Woman Powerless Against Stores With “Ye Olde” in the Name, Spends $86 on Jams She’ll Never Eat
By Nina J.Witless Wire Staff MARION, VT — Local resident Carolyn Tipton, 42, admitted Thursday that she cannot walk past
Read MoreBulls of Pamplona Speak Out: Exclusive Interview Reveals Distaste for Tourists, Fashion, and More
Malcolm T.: “Alright, gentlemen, thanks for taking a moment out of your busy schedule. You’ve all been part of the
Read MoreLocal Man’s Life Now Entirely Narrated by Ghostbusters Lyrics, Friends Express Concern
By Malcolm T.Human Correspondent, The Witless Wire In what experts are calling “lyrically unsound but legally unpunishable,” local resident Darren
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