Lifestyle - The Witless Wire

Uninformed. Ill-advised

Uninformed. Ill-advised

Local Man Watches ‘Big Brother’ Solely to Decide Who He Hates the Most

He doesn’t root for favorites — he just waits for the one wearing a sunflower hat to cry and self-evict.

By Hugo V., Editor-in-Chimp SEDONA, AZ — In a quiet desert home tucked between red rocks and spiritual vorteces, one

By Nina J.Witless Wire Staff MARION, VT — Local resident Carolyn Tipton, 42, admitted Thursday that she cannot walk past

Malcolm T.: “Alright, gentlemen, thanks for taking a moment out of your busy schedule. You’ve all been part of the

By Malcolm T.Human Correspondent, The Witless Wire In what experts are calling “lyrically unsound but legally unpunishable,” local resident Darren

By Darryl Gunch, Road-Based Environmental Visionary Look, I know what you’re thinking: “That guy just threw a corn dog stick