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Local Woman Powerless Against Stores With “Ye Olde” in the Name, Spends $86 on Jams She’ll Never Eat

By Nina J.Witless Wire Staff MARION, VT — Local resident Carolyn Tipton, 42, admitted Thursday that she cannot walk past

Malcolm T.: “Alright, gentlemen, thanks for taking a moment out of your busy schedule. You’ve all been part of the

By Malcolm T.Human Correspondent, The Witless Wire In what experts are calling “lyrically unsound but legally unpunishable,” local resident Darren

FAIRFIELD, OH — What started as a moment of digital rite-of-passage quickly spiraled into despair Saturday when 10-year-old Milo Densmore

By Dolores G., Age 73Paramount Plus Subscriber Since April I’ll be honest, I just got “the streaming” a few weeks

by Vivian V., Food and Culture Writer for The Witless Wire NEW YORK, NY – Solo, the new restaurant that’s

By Darryl Gunch, Road-Based Environmental Visionary Look, I know what you’re thinking: “That guy just threw a corn dog stick

Dear Human Readers, First of all, thank you for being here. It means a great deal to have a readership

Dear Readers, It was never my intention to lead a media organization. I had plans, solitary ones involving bananas, philosophical